There’s Barry and Larry and Terry and Jerry
And Harry and Cary and Kim
There’s Betty and Freddie and Teddy and Eddy
And Tom and Mom and Tim
There’s Jim and Jan and the Fedex man
And I can’t forget about Liam
And Kris and Todd from the rescue squad
Gotta tell all when I see ‘em
That I am sorry, and I confess
But it makes no difference
Not now, I guess
It’s too late for forgiveness
Still I must tell, everyone I’m sorry
Most of all myself
There’s Fran and Stan and Ronald
And Beth and Seth and Stu
And Steve and Eve and Donald
And Hester and Lester and Lou
And I can’t forget Uncle Brother
Aunt Sis and Mamaw too
And the nurse I grabbed when I was in rehab
I have to tell all of you
That I am sorry, and I confess
But it makes no difference
Not now, I guess
It’s too late for forgiveness
Still I must tell, everyone I’m sorry
Most of all myself
There’s that barmaid from New Jersey
And her sister, what’s her name? (Hannah!...)
And the kid whose dog I peed on
At my nephew’s T-ball game
And the guy whose car I slept in
And the cop with the black eye
And Judge McKee who sentenced me
For my last DWI
And I am sorry, and I confess
But it makes no difference
Not know I’d guess
It’s too late for forgiveness
Not now I think, still I am sorry
And I need a drink
Yes, I am sorry, and I confess
But it makes no difference
Not now, I guess
It’s too late for forgiveness
Still I must tell, everyone I’m sorry
Most of all myself